Mary Myers of East Tennessee called 911 claiming she needed police to come help because "Blake Shelton is trying to kill her." She also mentioned that she is dating Eric Church and that Dolly Parton was coming over for a visit. Police made a trip out to check on Ms. Mary and it turns out that she had a little too much to drink (I wonder what gave that away) The report claimed that Mary was unsteady on her feet and her speech was slurred. She was arrested and charged with the misuse of 911 and taken to the Hawkins County Jail. Check out her mug shot below!